Before
the beginning, earlier than time itself, there was nothing. And in
this nothingness it was quieter than silence.
Then
came the Big Bang and with it came noise. For eons the noise
remained random, haphazard and aimless.
Then the
Lord created Man, who listened and so noise became sound.
And Man
controlled the noise and, in so doing, made his own sound and he called
his sound music.
Through
the millennia, Man sought the perfect music, but he was divided and
there was much conflict and conflagration.
Man
fought Man in his desire to assert his own concept of the exquisite
music
And so the Lord of all he played
sent his son whose immaculate conception was the purest, most profound
music of all:
Rock ‘n’ Roll.
His
disciples went forth and taught the three blessed chords.
But man
was corrupt and his desecration demeaned the purity that had been rock
‘n’ roll. And so it was lost.
In
search of the holy grail of the true music, we four knights embarked
upon a crusade.
Our
pilgrimage has taken us back through the mists of time to the age of
pure musicality.
From
this age that time forgot, we pull back the shrouds of the epochs
To
reveal to you today the most exquisite and only true music. This
is:
Jurassic
Rock
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